搞笑的笑话故事有哪些英语

2022-11-06 01:31 作者：搞笑的笑话围观：次

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搞笑的笑话故事有哪些英语1

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4.今天早上到楼下吃早餐忘带钱了，打电话给我姐来赎我，我姐派了我6岁多侄儿来！你能想象众目睽睽下他拿着5块钱拍在桌子上然后对我说：走吧，败家娘们！时我的心情么。。。。。。

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7.老公：老婆，你驾照也考下来了，朕带你去看车。老婆满脸兴奋，跟着老公就去了，老公带着老婆逛了宝马，奔驰，路虎，保时捷各种好车的专卖店。老婆都泪崩了，这辈子没白嫁啊！出来后，老公：老婆，看见没，以后这些车你都别撞啊！

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搞笑的笑话故事有哪些英语2

对话一：

学习应该是一件快乐的事情，幽默的故事总能让我们开怀一笑。望能博君一笑的同时，也能对大家的英语学习有所助益。Here we go~~

Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
Frank : Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.

老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了.

Frank: 因为,因为那个标志.

老师: 神马标志?

Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!!的标志...

School Ahead, Go Slow

对话二：

男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)

对话三：

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？
Peter: Well, well....eyelids....
彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What？Eyelids？
老师：什么？眼皮？
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。

搞笑的笑话故事有哪些英语3

双语笑话：讨价还价

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: "How much this stuff?"

"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." The lady said, "It is too much, give it to me for fourteen."

"I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven."

"It is still too much," replied the old lady, "give it to me for five."

一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。

她问店员:“这东西要多少钱?”

“七美元,太太,这是很便宜的。”老太太说:“太贵了,十四美元差不多。”

店员忙说:“我没说十七美元,十七美元。”

“还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美元,我就买啦。”

双语笑话：你必须先把车窗摇上去

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.After 15 minutes of this, a lady - one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing."I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.""Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"

一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。这位女士如法操作了15分钟。这时,她的一位朋友来拜访她,并问她在做什么。“我正在试着让那个坑鼓起来,但这个办法似乎并不管用。”“嗯……你必须先把车窗摇上去！”

双语笑话：小房间

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager! "So the bellman said very politely, "Madam,this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"