英语写说说(学英语的搞笑说说)
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英语写说说(学英语的搞笑说说)1
1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
钱不是问题，问题是没钱!
2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...
3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.
5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~
谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
6.the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ...
关于丁字裤：以前，脱下内裤看屁股;现在，拔开屁股看内裤……
7. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
"什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"
8. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?
避孕的效果：不成功，便成人?
英语写说说(学英语的搞笑说说)2
1、You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?
2、We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！
3、How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
4、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
5、You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
6、Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！
7、Love who who 爱谁谁。
8、I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。
9、Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
10、no money no talk 没钱免谈
11、You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
12、big one mother 大姨妈
13、let the horse come on 放马过来。
14、red face know me 红颜知己
15、seven up eight down 七上八下
16、No three no four 不三不四
17、I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18、heart flower angry open 心花怒放
19、dry mother 干妈
20、you me you me 彼此彼此
21、Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上。
22、Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着去。
23、One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述)
24、People mountain people sea. 人山人海。
英语写说说(学英语的搞笑说说)3
Graduate and Undergraduate
"I can alwayls tell a graduate class form an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course ."when I say good afternoon ,the undergraduates respond good afternoon ,But the graduate students just write it down."
Making Faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the piayground ,Ms .Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly ,the Sunday school teacher said "Bobby ,when I was a child I was told if made ugly faces , my face would freeze and stay like that "
Booby looked up and replied " Well ,Ms .Smith ,you can not say you were not warned ."
Thanks for the Peanuts
A guy goes to visithis grandma , his friend starts eating the peanuts on the table ,and finshes them off.
As they are leaving ,his friend says to his grandma "thanks for you peanuts "
She says "Yeah ,since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."
You Will Not Have Worms
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey,The worm in the water lived ,while the one in the whsikey curled up and died.
"All right ,son " asked the father "what does that show you ?"
"Well ,dad .it shows that if you drink alcohol , you will not have worms."
I Didn't Need the Money Then
Looking very unhappying ,a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
"Doctor ,"he said "you must help me .I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens ,man " said the doctor ,"Why have you waited so long ?Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it ?"
"To tell you the truth ,doctor,"the poor man replied ,"I don't need the money so badly then"
翻译：
研究生与本科生
一位在研究生工程学课堂上说：“我一眼就能看出来哪些是研究生，哪些是本科生。”“我说下午好的时候，本科生回答下午好；而研究生则会把这句话记在本子上。”
做鬼脸
史密斯小姐发现她的一名学生在操场上冲别人做鬼脸，便去轻责他。
这位主日学校的老师甜甜的微笑说：波比，我小时候，有人告诉我说如果我做鬼脸，我的脸就会僵硬，然后永远都那么丑。
波比抬头看看老师说：那个，史密斯小姐，你可别说没人警告过你。
谢谢您的花生
一名男子带着他的朋友去看望他的祖母。
他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上的花生，并且把花生都吃光了。
他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说：谢谢您的花生。
祖母说;唉！自从我的假牙丢了之后，我就只能吮掉花生外的巧克力了。
肚子里不会长虫子
一位父亲打算让儿子知道酒精有多可怕。
他分别把虫子放进一杯水和一杯威士忌里进行对比。清水里的虫子安然无恙，而在威士忌里的虫子蜷缩几下就死掉了。
父亲问道：好了，儿子，你得出了什么结论。
嗯，爸爸，你只要喝酒的话肚子里就不会长虫子了。
那时我还不缺钱
一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。他说:大夫，帮帮我，一个月前我吞了一个硬币。
大夫说：天哪，你早干嘛去了，你当时怎么不来。
穷人回答：实话告诉你吧，大夫，我当时还没那么缺钱。